Don't be silly. I don't have any friends.
If you thought you should have been on this page, you were
wrong. WRONG WRONG WRONG! But I made you look didn't I? You
had to peek just to check if you had made the list... MY LIST.
But nobody makes my list... NOBODY!
So now it's time for you to go home and cry. Go 'on, home
Fine, if you have a quality webpage, and I happen to know
you, send me a link and I will try
to post it here in less than ten years. Then we can pretend
to be friends. :)